Heres_the_tab_with_standard_tuning_for_Voltaires_country_song_All_Women_Are_Crazy._Im_
a_woman,_but_I_love
this_song_:P
This_song_can_be_played_with_these_chords_NO_CAPO_or_CAPO_1._It_just_depends_on_which_is_
best_for_you.
Hope_this_works.
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All_women_are_crazy
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All_men_are_dumb
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‘Cos_though_we_know_theyre_crazy
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We_still_want_some
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Its_nothin’_new
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And_its_sad_but_true?
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That_we_just_cant_quit_em
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And_we_cant_live_with_em
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Whats_a_man_to_do?
?
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Back_in_the_Bible?
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There_was_a_tree
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Lord_said_to_Adam,_"Dont_you_eat_that_fruit"
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He_said,_"Fine_by_me"?
But_then_along_came_Eve
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Lookin’_to_do_wrong
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And_on_account_of_her_curves
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And_his_lack_of_nerves
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Adam_went_along
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‘Cos_all_women_are_crazy
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All_men_are_dumb
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‘Cos_though_we_know_theyre_crazy
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We_still_want_some
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Its_nothin’_new
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And_its_sad_but_true?
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That_we_just_cant_quit_em
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And_we_cant_live_with_em
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Whats_a_man_to_do?
?
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Take_my_old_lady
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I_bought_her_a_gown?
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We_were_fixin’_to_go_out_mixin’
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Out_on_the_town
She_said,_"Do_I_look_fat?"
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I_said,_"Heck_no!_Just_a_little_round"?
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And_since_that_day,_Ive_walked_this_way
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It_hurts_to_sit_down
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‘Cos_all_women_are_crazy
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All_men_are_dumb
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‘Cos_though_we_know_theyre_crazy
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We_still_want_some
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Its_nothin’_new
_________________G
And_its_sad_but_true?
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That_we_just_cant_quit_em
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And_we_cant_live_with_em
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Whats_a_man_to_do?
*speaking_part*
D___________________________________________G
Fellas,_there_comes_a_time_in_every_womans_life
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About_once_a_month,_to_be_exact
When_they_get_kinda_ornery
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Oh,_they_start_kickin’_and_fussin’_and_fightin’_and
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We_dont_know_whats_wrong_with_them
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But_in_a_week_or_so,_they_generally_come_around
And_theyll_look_you_right_in_the_eye,_too,_and_theyll_say
A__________________G____________________D
"Im_sorry,_honey,_I_was_just_PMSin’"
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Now,_ladies,_I_feel_for_you,_I_really_do
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Its_not_an_easy_thing_to_go_through
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But_since_we_already_know_the_outcome
Id_like_to_propose_a_little_experiment
D
Boys,_the_next_time_your_woman_gets_crazy
G
Oh_say,_about_a_month_from_now
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I_want_you_to_just_look_her_right_in_the_eye_and_ask_her
A_______________G
"Honey,_are_you_sure_youre_not_just_PMSin’?"
(pause)
Then_you_better_grab_your_balls_and_run_for_the_hills
D
*singing_again*
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When_I_met_my_lady
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And_asked_for_her_hand
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She_was_the_calmest_and_the_sweetest_girl
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In_all_the_land
But_then_the_ring_went_on
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And_she_went_all_wrong
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Like_a_midnight_thriller,_she_went_BrideZilla
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She_spat_pea_soup_and_become_a_killer
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She_ate_three_kids
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And_my_aunties_wig?
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And_the_pastors_dog?
*pause*
Why?!
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‘Cos_all_women_are_crazy
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All_men_are_dumb
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‘Cos_though_we_know_theyre_crazy
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We_still_want_some
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Its_nothin’_new
_________________G
And_its_sad_but_true?
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That_we_just_cant_quit_em
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And_we_cant_live_with_em
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You_just_cant_shoot_em
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Or_youll_end_in_prison
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And_the_biker_from_Hell,_in_your_prison_cell?
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Might_take_a_shine_to_you
End_on_D
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