This_song_is_preformed_voltaire_on_the_Bitrektual_album_and_again_sorry_for_any_spelling_mistakes
CHORDS:_Em,B7,Am
Tuning:_D,G,C,F,A,D
Em___________________________________________B7
I_worked_on_a_garbage_skowl_near_the_neutral_zone
_______Em________________Am__________B7_______________Em
And_Im_sure_youve_heard_what_occurs_when_a_fella_is_alone
Em___________Am___________________Em______________B7
I_was_mighty_lonley_there,_till_I_met_a_man_named_Jones
_______Em______________Am___________________B7________________________B7_Em
And_he_sold_me_a_muff,_coverd_in_fluff_so_I_would,t_have_to_spank_my_bone
________________________________CHORUS
Am______________Em___________Am________________Em
Get_your_self_a_tribble,_and_then_your_good_to_go
___________Am________________Em___________________B7
If_you_got_enough_quadrotriticale,_youll_have_an_endless_supply_of_hos
__Am____________________Em_________Am_____________Em
I_grabbed_myself_some_vaseline_and_slatherd_up_my_pole
________Am_________________________________B7
But_the_trouble_with_these_tribbles,_there_fuzzy_and_there_cute
But_I_can_never_find_the_hole,_there_fuzzy_and_there_cute
But_I_can_never_find_the_hole.
Em_________________Am_______________Em________B7
That_mate_there_is_scotty,_hes_our_chief_engineer
__Em___________________________Am______________________B7________________B7_Em
And_hes_never_had_a_ho,_cause_most_dont_know_hes_as_queer_as_vulcan_beer
__Em___________________Am__________Em________________B7
I_caught_him_with_some_tribbles,_I_said_"boy_are_you_dumb"?
_Em________________Am_____________________B7____________________B7_Em
"Hear_my_song_your_doing_it_wrong"_he_was_shoving_them_up_his_bum.
_________CHORUS
Am______________Em___________Am________________Em
Get_your_self_a_tribble,_and_then_your_good_to_go
___________Am________________Em___________________B7
If_you_got_enough_quadrotriticale,_youll_have_an_endless_supply_of_hos
__Am____________________Em_________Am_____________Em
I_grabbed_myself_some_vaseline_and_slatherd_up_my_pole
________Am_________________________________B7
But_the_trouble_with_these_tribbles,_there_fuzzy_and_there_cute
But_I_can_never_find_the_hole,_there_fuzzy_and_there_cute
But_I_can_never_find_the_hole.
Em______________Am___________Em______________B7
Klingon_captain_Koloth,_hes_mean_as_he_is_shrewd
____Em_________________Em______B7__________________________B7_Em
And_on_shore_leave,_he_got_us_peeved_because_he_is_very_rude.
___Em________________Am__________Em_____________B7
We_beamed_all_of_our_tribbles_to_Koloth_and_his_crew
____Em________________Am_____________B7_______________B7_Em
But_from_the_yells_we_couldnt_tell,_who_was_raping_who
_________CHORUS
Am______________Em___________Am________________Em
Get_your_self_a_tribble,_and_then_your_good_to_go
___________Am________________Em___________________B7
If_you_got_enough_quadrotriticale,_youll_have_an_endless_supply_of_hos
__Am____________________Em_________Am_____________Em
I_grabbed_myself_some_vaseline_and_slatherd_up_my_pole
________Am_________________________________B7
But_the_trouble_with_these_tribbles,_there_fuzzy_and_there_cute
But_I_can_never_find_the_hole,_there_fuzzy_and_there_cute
But_I_can_never_find_the_hole.
Am________________________________Em
Bones_says_these_critters_are_all_pregnant_when_there_born
Am__________________________Em
I_had_just_one_now_I_have_a_thousand_maybe_more
Am____________________Em
I_have_so_many_now,_I_know_just_what_to_do
B7
I_think_Ill_start_an_intersteller_heavy_petting_zoo.
Em________Am_____Em_______B7
I_was_on_K7_when_I_saw_Mr_Jones
Em______________________Am____________________B7________________B7_Em
I_gave_him_what_for_and_said_theirs_more_Ive_come_to_pick_a_bone.
Em____________________Am_______Em_______________________B7
That_tribble_that_you_sold_me,_it_didnt_have_a_hole_to_screw
_____Em________________Am___________B7______________________________B7_Em
"You_dope"_he_said_you_dont_screw_them_you_let_those_things_screw_you
___________________________CHORUS
Am______________Em___________Am________________Em
Get_your_self_a_tribble,_and_then_your_good_to_go
___________Am________________Em__________________B7
If_you_got_enough_quadrotriticale,_youll_have_a_dozen_of_them_in_your_hole
__Am____________________Em_________Am_____________Em
I_grabbed_myself_some_vaseline_and_slatherd_up_my_rump
__________Am_____________________Em______________B7
cause_the_nice_thing_about_these_tribbles,_there_fuzzy_and_there_cute
And_you_can_put_them_in_your_bum,_there_fuzzy_and_there_cute
And_you_can_put_them_in_your_bum.
I_guess_scotty_was_right_after_all_"I_told_ya_laddie"
Em_________________Am___________Em_______________B7
So_go_back_to_your_quarters_and_on_your_bunk_you_lay
Em____________________Am____________B7________________B7_Em
You_hope_an_prey_that_on_our_way_we_pass_a_bird_of_prey
Em________________Am_____________Em______________B7
Tribbles_hate_the_Klongons,_they_realy_make_them_go
_____Em_____________Am_____________B7______________B7_Em
They_get_irate_and_they_vibrate_up_in_your_hiney_hole
_________________________CHORUS
Am______________Em___________Am________________Em
Get_your_self_a_tribble,_and_then_your_good_to_go
___________Am________________Em__________________B7
If_you_got_enough_quadrotriticale,_youll_have_a_dozen_of_them_in_your_hole
__Am____________________Em_________Am_____________Em
I_grabbed_myself_some_vaseline_and_slatherd_up_my_rump
__________Am_____________________Em______________B7
cause_the_nice_thing_about_these_tribbles,_there_fuzzy_and_there_cute
And_you_can_put_them_in_your_bum,_there_fuzzy_and_there_cute
And_you_can_put_them_in_your_bum.
These_tribbles_boldly_going,_into_your_frankin_hole
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