xThe_USS_Make_Shit_Up
Voltaire
Banned_on_vulcan
Intro:_D----G----D----A----D----G---A—A—A—A-D
Verse1_:
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I_was_stranded_on_a_planet,_Just_me_and_Spock
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We_met_a_nasty_nazi_alien_who_locked_our_asses_up
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We_found_a_hunk_of_crystal_and_a_metal_piece_of_bed
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We_made_a_laser_phaser_gun_and_shot_him_in_the_head
Bust_a_move,_Tog
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I_was_standing_on_the_bridge_when_Sulu_came_to_me
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His_eyes_were_full_of_tears_he_said_"Captain,_cant_you_see
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the_ship_is_gonna_blow_do_something_I_beseech"
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I_grabbed_a_tribble_and_some_chewing_gum_and_stopped_the_warp_core_breach
Chorus:_D
And_I_say,
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Bounce_a_graviton_particle_beam_off_the_main_deflector_dish
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Thats_the_way_we_do_things,_lad,_were_making_shit_up_as_we_wish
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The_Klingons_and_the_Romulans_pose_no_threat_to_us
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Cause_if_we_find_were_in_a_bind_we_just_make_some_shit_up
La_da_da_da_da_da_(trek_theme)
Verse_2:_D----G----D----A----D----G---A—A—A—A-D
And_though_hes_just_a_child,_and_some_think_him_a_twit
Wesley_is_the_master_when_it_comes_to_making_up_some_shit
Hes_the_guy_you_want_with_you_when_you_go_out_in_space
Now_if_only_he_could_beam_those_pimples_off_his_face
And_if_youre_at_a_party_on_the_starship_Enterprise_
And_the_karaoke_player_just_plain_old_up_and_dies
Set_up_a_neutrino_field_inside_a_can_of_peas
Hold_on_to_Geordis_visor_and_sing_into_Datas_knee
Chorus:
And_I_say
Bounce_a_graviton_particle_beam_off_the_main_deflector_dish
Thats_the_way_we_do_things_lad,_were_making_shit_up_as_we_wish
The_Klingons_and_the_Romulans_pose_no_threat_to_us
Cause_if_we_find_were_in_a_bind_we_just_make_some_shit_up
Verse_3:_D----G----D----A----D----G---A—A—A—A-D
Siskos_on_a_mission_to_go_no_bloody_place_
He_loiters_on_a_space_station_above_Bajoran_space
The_wormholes_opened_up_and_now_they_come_from_near_and_far
Well_keep_the_booze_but_please_send_back_the_fucking_Jem-hadar
What_is_with_the_Klingons,_remember_in_the_day_
They_looked_like_Puerto_Ricans_and_they_dressed_in_gold_lame
Now_they_look_like_heavy_metal_rockers_from_the_dead_
With_leather_pants_and_frizzy_hair_and_lobsters_on_their_heads
Chorus:
And_I_say
Bounce_a_graviton_particle_beam_off_the_main_deflector_dish
Thats_the_way_we_do_things_lad,_were_making_shit_up_as_we_wish
The_Klingons_and_the_Romulans_pose_no_threat_to_us
Cause_if_we_find_were_in_a_bind_we_just_make_some_shit_up
Verse_4:_D----G----D----A----D----G---A—A—A—A-D
Well,_I_was_stuck_on_Voyager,_pounding_on_the_door
When_suddently_it_dawned_on_me_Ive_seen_this_show_before
Perhaps_Im_in_a_warp_bubble_and_slightly_out_of_phase
Cause_it_was_way_back_in_the_sixties_when_they_called_it_"Lost_in_Space"
We_were_looking_for_a_way_to_make_the_ratings_soar
So_we_orchestrated_an_encounter_with_the_Borg
Normally_youd_think_that_that_would_get_us_into_shit
But_this_one_has_a_smashing_ass_and_a_lovely_set_of_tits
Final_Chorus:
And_I_say
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Bounce_a_graviton_particle_beam_off_the_main_deflector_dish
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Thats_the_way_we_do_things_lad,_were_making_shit_up_as_we_wish
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The_Klingons_and_the_Romulans_pose_no_threat_to_us
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Cause_if_we_find_were_in_a_bind_were_totally_screwed_but_nevermind
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Well_pull_something_out_of_our_behinds,_we_just_make_some_shit_up
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