THE_LAUGHING_GNOME 
 
 
 
 
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I_was_walking-_down_the_high_street-_when_I_heard_footsteps_behind_me, 
 
 
 
 
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and_there_was_a_little_old_man_in_scarlet_and_grey,_chuckling_away. 
 
 
 
 
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Well_he_trotted-_back_to_my_house-_and_he_sat_beside_the_telly, 
 
 
 
 
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with_his_tiny_hands_on_his_tummy,_chuckling_away,__chugging_all_day. 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
[spoken]__"I_ought_to_report_you_to_the_gnome_office."__"Gnome_office,_ha,ha,ha!" 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Ha,ha,__ha!-__Hee,hee,__hee!-__Im_a_laughing_gnome_and_you_cant_catch_me.- 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Ha,ha,__ha!-__Hee,hee,__hee!-__Im_a_laughing_gnome_and_you_cant_catch_me.- 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Said_the_laughing_gnome. 
 
 
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Well_I_gave_him-_roasted_toad-stools-__And_a_glass_of_dandelion_wine. 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Then_I_put_him_on_a_train_to_Eastbourne_and_carried_his_bag_and_gave_him_a_fag. 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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"Ave_you_got_a_light_boy?"__"Ere!_Where_do_you_come_from?" 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
"Gnome-mans_land."__"Oh,really." 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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In_the_morning-_when_I_woke_up-_he_was_sitting_on_the_edge_of_my_bed- 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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with_his_brother_whose_name_was_Fred.__Hed_brought_him_along-_to_sing_me_a_song.- 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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"Alright_lets_here_it?"__"Ere!_whats_that_clicking_sound?" 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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"Thats_Fred._Hes_a_metrognome."___"Own_up._Im_a_gnome,_ain_I?" 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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"Aint_you_got_a_gnome_to_go_to?" 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
"No!_Were_gnomads."____"Didnt_they_teach_you_to_get_your_aircut_at_school?_You_ 
look_like_a_rolling_gnome." 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
"Not_at_the_London_school_of_Ecognomics." 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Now_they_staying-_up_the_chimney-__and_were_living_on_caviar_and_honey- 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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cause_theyre_earning_me_lots_of_money,writing_comedy_prose_for_radio_shows. 
 
 
 
 
"Its_the_er-_its_the_gnome_service,_of_course." 
 
 
 
 
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